HURRICANES to beat Blues by 7

BULLS to beat Rebels by 14

CHIEFS to beat Lions by 19

BRUMBIES to beat Waratahs by 10

SHARKS to beat Highlanders by 12

CHEETAHS to beat Force by 8

CRUSADERS to beat Reds by 21

Time to bail: She makes you choose between her or your friends.

Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.

Men don't have breakfast food, lunch food, or dinner food. There's just food.

I hate when I forget that I am watching something I DVR'd and I forget to skip the commercials.